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April 24

blownspeakers:

Why do people still have bachelor(ette) parties? Like, today, what is demonstrably changing in your day-to-day life after you get married, unless your relationship is completely fucked?

I was going to say people should have pre-baby parties, because that actually turns your social life upside-fucking-down, but women really get boned in that arrangement.

That pun wasn’t intended, but it is glorious and I apologize for nothing.

Because people like to celebrate shit and just need some kinda reason, no matter how flimsy. I don’t give a fuck about no Jesus, but I’ll eat like a king on Christmas and Easter, because it’s more fun than the alternative, which is those days just being ‘Monday’.

April 17
“ These are illusions of popular history which a successful religion must promote: Evil men never prosper; only the brave deserve the fair; honesty is the best policy; actions speak louder than words; virtue always triumphs; a good deed is its own reward; any bad human can be reformed; religious talismans protect one from demon possession; only females understand the ancient mysteries; the rich are doomed to unhappiness … THE INSTRUCTION MANUAL: MISSIONARIA PROTECTIVA (via skinnyghost)

“Evil will always triumph, because good, is dumb.”
April 15
News from ten minutes from now.

News from ten minutes from now.

(via ginacochina)

January 24
fek: Yes, world: We’ve finally brought you a Cam’ron Face emoji.  But I want his “you mad” face.

fek:

Yes, world: We’ve finally brought you a Cam’ron Face emoji. 

But I want his “you mad” face.

(Source: fek, via cameronr)

January 21
I think that’s Death’s car. Slick.

I think that’s Death’s car. Slick.

(Source: prestigiouslife, via renaissancerobot)

January 12
bluntess: oh my fucking god.

bluntess:

oh my fucking god.

(Source: tumbling-trees, via alittledysfunctional)

January 1

(Source: memewhore, via midnghtmarauder-deactivated2013)

December 18
visitheworld: Goblin Forest in Egmont National Park, New Zealand (by blue polaris).

visitheworld:

Goblin Forest in Egmont National Park, New Zealand (by blue polaris).

(via tank-commander)

December 6
Shit yes Ultra Richard putting it down. This was on the sidebar thing! I worked on this. Hell, I posed this shot out. superf-ckers: “The best slow jam of the last five years.”—Uproxx on the “Sweet Mystery of B*tches” song from the first episode of SuperF*ckers. Catch up on the “Sweet Mystery” before the second episode premieres tomorrow, December 7th.

Shit yes Ultra Richard putting it down. This was on the sidebar thing! I worked on this. Hell, I posed this shot out.

superf-ckers:

“The best slow jam of the last five years.”
—Uproxx on the “Sweet Mystery of B*tches” song from the first episode of SuperF*ckers.

Catch up on the “Sweet Mystery” before the second episode premieres tomorrow, December 7th.

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Whoa, do your thing SHAKO!

kierongillen:

Today the SHAKO trade is released. SHAKO is a classic of early 2000AD pop brutality. SHAKO is a killer bear which eats a lot of humans, because humans clearly deserve it. SHAKO was what passed for a kids’ comic in 1970s Britain. 

SHAKO! SHAKO! SHAKO!

Preview courtesy of CBR.

(via 2000adonline)