The world’s first cosmetics were created from copper and lead ore by ancient Egyptians, and were used around the eyes of Egyptian women
The dudes wore a lot of eye makeup too, if Stargate is considered historically accurate.
Why do people still have bachelor(ette) parties? Like, today, what is demonstrably changing in your day-to-day life after you get married, unless your relationship is completely fucked?
I was going to say people should have pre-baby parties, because that actually turns your social life upside-fucking-down, but women really get boned in that arrangement.
That pun wasn’t intended, but it is glorious and I apologize for nothing.
Because people like to celebrate shit and just need some kinda reason, no matter how flimsy. I don’t give a fuck about no Jesus, but I’ll eat like a king on Christmas and Easter, because it’s more fun than the alternative, which is those days just being ‘Monday’.